1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,420 What did you expect us to do? Go in there with him? 2 00:00:03,421 --> 00:00:07,173 Yeah. A suspect has to go to the can, you go to the can with him. 3 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:10,302 With our diplomatic community, we prefer to do these things personally 4 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:11,970 rather than issuing a warrant. 5 00:00:11,971 --> 00:00:15,014 What kind of hero? I got run over by a car. 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:18,059 - Out of the way, people. - Excuse us. 7 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,229 You know, you blow a collar like this, it makes us all look bad. 8 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:21,271 Yes, sir. 9 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:25,693 Forget tear gas, Isbecki. Why don't we just drop a neutron bomb on the place? 10 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:30,573 May I remind you of your country's reaction when your embassy was violated in Tehran? 11 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,114 Thank you. 12 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:55,658 Thank you very much, sir. 13 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:00,578 {\an8}Good night, Mr. Moqtadi. 14 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:01,455 {\an8}Good night. 15 00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:06,144 It's Monday, Mary Beth. 16 00:03:07,605 --> 00:03:10,858 Monday, Wednesday, Friday are your days. 17 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,193 Mmm-hmm. 18 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:18,198 Come on, the kids need breakfast. Up and at 'em. 19 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:22,702 Mmm-hmm. 20 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,078 I start kicking in two seconds. 21 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,581 All right, all right. I'm up. 22 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,335 You sure it isn't Tuesday? 23 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:31,921 Yesterday was Sunday. 24 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:34,924 Feels like Tuesday. 25 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,700 -I like lots of syrup on mine, Grandma. -Coming up. 26 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:46,494 Mom never makes French toast for us during the week. 27 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,579 Well, your mother works very hard, dear. 28 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,999 She doesn't always have time to fuss in the morning. 29 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,626 Yeah. The guys at school think it's neat that Mom's a cop. 30 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,295 - Nobody messes with you. - Yeah. 31 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,339 But sometimes I'd like to have a normal mom, you know? 32 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:01,217 Like they got on television, that serve lemonade 33 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,344 and drive you to the Cub Scouts in a station wagon. 34 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:04,762 And serve you chocolate chip cookies all the time. 35 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:07,306 Yeah. 36 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,518 Hi, Mom. Grandma is making French toast, the kind that puffs up. 37 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,854 Oh, Muriel, you didn't have to go to all that trouble. 38 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:15,398 That's okay, dear. I'm an early riser. 39 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,150 You look very lovely today. I like your pearl. 40 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,193 Oh, thank you. 41 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:23,364 So, how about, uh, egg salad sandwiches for lunch? 42 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,615 We have some left over from yesterday. 43 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,284 I hate egg salad. 44 00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:28,036 Me, too. 45 00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:29,829 - Well... - Egg salad tastes like wet cardboard. 46 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,622 That's what we got, sorry. 47 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,542 Mary Beth, I made up a couple of roast beef sandwiches 48 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,169 for the boys to take to school. 49 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,420 All right. 50 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:39,464 I was at the deli yesterday, 51 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:40,923 and I thought I'd pick up something for their lunch today. 52 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,176 Thank you, Muriel. 53 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,093 There's fresh coffee there. 54 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,554 Oh, great. 55 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:49,057 So, what do you say, guys, 56 00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:50,141 we make chocolate chip cookies this weekend? 57 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:53,311 - Yeah. - I'll bake some this afternoon. 58 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:55,064 I have nothing else to do. 59 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,693 How long is she staying? 60 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,570 Two weeks or so. 61 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:03,863 Till they finish painting her apartment. 62 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,115 Two weeks? 63 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,450 Want to come and stay at my place? 64 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,702 Why? 65 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,704 Mothers-in-law and wives, you know, they always have problems. 66 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,415 Yeah, according to who? 67 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,375 According to everybody. Don't you watch Johnny Carson? 68 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,919 I just read an interesting article 69 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:22,090 about marital discord within the extended nuclear family, 70 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:24,509 expands on Freud's Oedipal theory. 71 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:27,220 Oh, please, Paul. No Oedipal theories before lunch, all right? 72 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:28,806 Muriel and I get along fine. 73 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,393 Lieutenant wants to see you girls right now. 74 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,979 Women, Isbecki. Women. 75 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:40,399 Girls are usually under 18, and they don't have detective shields. 76 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,235 Touchy this morning, isn't she? 77 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,195 Her mother-in-law is staying with her. 78 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,154 Ah. 79 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,364 My condolences. 80 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:48,157 I like my mother-in-law. 81 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:52,036 One of the advantages of being single is not having a mother-in-law. 82 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:56,457 Of course, there are more exciting advantages. 83 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,876 Please, Isbecki, would you spare us the details? 84 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,712 Come on, Mary Beth. 85 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:04,465 You wanted to see us, Lieutenant? 86 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,050 Yeah. 87 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,469 Listen to this, will you? Virgo, that's me. 88 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,681 "You will see cherished hopes and dreams come to fruition." 89 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:13,474 That's terrific, sir. 90 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:14,934 Mmm-hmm. Do you believe this garbage? 91 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,728 - No. - Me, neither. 92 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:20,189 All right, run over to Lexington General Hospital. 93 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,400 They brought in an apparent hit-and-run victim there last night. 94 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:25,153 Sol Klein. He's a cutter in the Garment District. 95 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:27,280 If he's conscious, you get a statement from him. 96 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,657 Then go on over to check the scene out for eyewitnesses at 64th and Lex. 97 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,159 Right. 98 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,828 What about you, Lacey? What's your sign? 99 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,746 - Taurus, sir. - Taurus, huh? 100 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,999 Taurus... 101 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,586 "Communicate better with loved ones. An unexpected visit." 102 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:43,838 - They're talking about Muriel. - Yeah, who's Muriel? 103 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:46,591 Oh, it's Harv's mother, sir. She's staying with us. 104 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:50,928 Oh, yeah, that's rough. Well, if anyone can handle that, you can. 105 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:54,724 No, sir. There's nothing to handle. I like my mother-in-law. 106 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:56,934 That's what I'm talking about. Great attitude. 107 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,937 Makes the best out of a bad situation. 108 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,732 - It's a... It's not... - We should probably get started. 109 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,526 Case and all. 110 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,866 - I like my mother-in-law. - Okay. 111 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,708 Three cracked lumbar ribs, a broken clavicle, perforated spleen, 112 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,336 multiple contusions and a concussion. 113 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,463 - Will he make it? - Well, the prognosis is fair. 114 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:27,256 There's nothing life-threatening. 115 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,133 So when can we talk to him? 116 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,093 Depends on how he comes out of the anesthesia. 117 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,262 There's often residual trauma. 118 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,389 We won't know until tomorrow morning at the earliest. 119 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,974 Doctor, is there anything that you can tell us 120 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,893 about what might have happened to him? 121 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:41,229 I'm not trained in forensic medicine, Detective. 122 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:42,730 It would only be speculation. 123 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,232 We just want your opinion. 124 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:45,566 We're not going to sue you for malpractice. 125 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,485 He was hit by a car, wasn't he? 126 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:50,404 I would say, a large car moving very fast. 127 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,365 Way too fast. 128 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:55,034 Knocked the body over there to the curb. 129 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,786 Who found the victim? 130 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:59,163 Subway conductor on his way to work at 4:00 a.m. 131 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:02,792 People probably passed him by earlier, thinking he was a drunk sleeping it off. 132 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,752 - Thank you, Officer. - Thank you. 133 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,545 Let us know if the rubber sample goes anywhere. 134 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,297 All right. 135 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,934 Hi, we're detectives from the 14th Precinct. 136 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:22,103 We wanted to ask you some questions about the accident 137 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:23,938 - that happened here last night. - I don't suppose you saw anything. 138 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:27,109 I haven't seen anything in 51 years, lady. 139 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,278 Sorry, didn't realize. 140 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,364 You want to talk to Sly. He sells pretzels across the street. 141 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,703 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you. 142 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,834 - Are you Sly? - Yeah. 143 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:47,545 The news vendor across the street said that maybe you could help us. 144 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:51,632 That depends. Do you know why a hummingbird hums? 145 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:52,801 Why? 146 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,387 Because it don't know the words. Pretzels? 147 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,180 Yeah, two. 148 00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:00,975 Listen, Sly, there was a hit-and-run here last night. 149 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,102 Sometime between 10:00 and 12:00. You know anything about it? 150 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,688 You know how many cops it takes to change a light bulb? 151 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,773 - How many? - Ten. 152 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:11,819 One to change the light bulb, nine to write out the report. 153 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,572 So did you see anything last night, Sly? 154 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:17,116 - I saw the whole thing go down. - You did? 155 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,618 Mmm-hmm. 156 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,663 I was pushing my cart back to the garage at 63rd, I saw the guy get wasted. 157 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,166 Do you know there are three ways to spread the news? 158 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,292 Last one, all right? 159 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:30,212 Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman. 160 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,631 - Not funny. - Why didn't you report it? 161 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,092 You kidding, baby? Sly don't have nothing to do with no dead men. 162 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,595 No how. No, sir. 163 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:40,014 You mess with stiffs, you're next. 164 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:42,224 - You didn't do anything? - Nothing. 165 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:45,269 Except remember the license plate. 166 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,438 You got the plate off the car that hit him? 167 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:50,108 Care for another pretzel for the road? 168 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:53,487 Forget the pretzels. 169 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,032 What was the plate number, Sly? 170 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,369 O-I-L. 171 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,954 B-U-X. 172 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,706 Could you give me that spelling again? 173 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:08,918 Hassan. H-A-S-S-A-N. 174 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,837 Middle name, Bin. B-I-N. 175 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:16,300 Last name, Moqtadi. That's M-O-Q-T-A-D-I. 176 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:19,136 Vehicle registration address. 177 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:23,432 Care of Republic of Zamir. Z-A-M-I-R. 178 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:27,479 Mission to the United Nations, 647, East 52nd Street. 179 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,565 Okay, I got it. Thank you. 180 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:34,151 Did you ever hear of a place called Zamir? 181 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,279 It's one of those oil sheikdoms in the Persian Gulf. 182 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:39,573 How do you know that? 183 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,867 I do The New York Times crossword puzzle every morning. 184 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,662 Mary Beth, if that guy is a diplomat, we can't touch him. 185 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:46,705 Well, he didn't have DPL plates. 186 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,916 Let's nail him. Here. 187 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,389 Thank you. 188 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,350 Thank you. 189 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,940 Feel like I'm in the middle of The Arabian Nights. 190 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,526 Too strong? 191 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,778 Put that stuff in your car, it'll run fast. 192 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:21,824 I'm Said Jamal, Deputy Chief of Mission at your service. 193 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:25,661 Yes, Mr. Jamal. I am Detective Cagney. This is Detective Lacey. 194 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,705 We're from the 14th Precinct. 195 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,958 We're trying to get in touch with Hassan bin Moqtadi. 196 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,461 - Please be seated. - Thank you. 197 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:37,006 I trust that any inconvenience that Mr. Moqtadi may have caused 198 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:40,718 to your city is not of a serious nature. 199 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,053 It's a matter of a couple of parking tickets. 200 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:46,474 With our diplomatic community, we prefer to do these things personally 201 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,725 rather than issuing a warrant. 202 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,811 Your hospitality is greatly appreciated. 203 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,481 Is Mr. Moqtadi officially attached to this mission? 204 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:56,692 Let us say he is filially attached. 205 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,111 I beg your pardon? 206 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,991 He's the son of our Minister of the Interior, Sheik Moqtadi bin Amir. 207 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:06,076 Ah. 208 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:09,163 Well, I trust he's enjoying New York City. The weather's been beautiful. 209 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:12,625 Anything that Mr. Moqtadi can do to help you with your duties, 210 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,418 he will be most pleased to perform. 211 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,004 Oh, I'm sure he will. 212 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,924 I don't suppose you know 213 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:22,219 where we could find him now, Mr. Jamal, do you? 214 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,014 He generally lunches between noon and 2:00. 215 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,766 Any particular place? 216 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,144 He has a table reserved at Le Maquereau Pourri. 217 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:33,646 I beg your pardon? 218 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,606 Le Maquereau Pourri. 219 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:36,857 Oh. 220 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,526 Really, Hassan? 221 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,110 That'd just be so super. 222 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,363 You know, when you smile, 223 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:46,743 you have little creases under your eyes which I find completely irresistible. 224 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,082 To us. 225 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:02,633 - That's him. Come on, Mary Beth. - Oh, excuse me. 226 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:06,929 Would you mind terribly if I had him come out here? 227 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,556 Oh, we're not dressed properly or something? 228 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,851 No, we would just prefer to avoid an incident. 229 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,565 - All right, go ahead. - I thank you. 230 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,317 - Nice place, huh? - It's gorgeous. 231 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,361 Yeah. 232 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,697 So what do you figure? 70 bucks for lunch if we get the house wine? 233 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,533 The house wine costs 70 bucks. 234 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:30,996 He's not bad-looking. 235 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,124 If you like that type. 236 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:39,086 Hello, Maurice tells me you wanted to see me. 237 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,589 Yes, we have information that a car registered in your name 238 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,257 was involved in an accident, Mr. Moqtadi. 239 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,884 Wondered if you'd come down to the Precinct to answer a few questions. 240 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,678 Shouldn't take long. 241 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,722 Surely, it can wait till after lunch. 242 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,890 We're on our lunch hour, now, sir. 243 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,518 Certainly. Maurice. 244 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:58,731 Be so kind as to tell Miss Brandenmeier to order dessert. I'll be back shortly. 245 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:02,860 If you ladies don't mind, I'd like to splash a little water on my hands. 246 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,654 - I'll be right with you. - Of course. 247 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,667 Oh, no. Thanks, we'll wait out here. 248 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:21,920 Looks like a young Omar Sharif. 249 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,173 He's got crooked teeth. 250 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,468 You know, Christine, you're very critical. 251 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,137 That's your trouble with men. You want them all to be perfect. 252 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,599 No, I just have a thing about teeth. 253 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,560 When do we tell him the whole story? 254 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:37,771 In the car. 255 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,400 You think he's onto us? 256 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,903 Maybe. 257 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,404 What's he going to do? There's only one door to the men's room. 258 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,989 - Window. - Window. 259 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,949 Have you got a window here in the men's room? 260 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,202 Wait a second, you can't go in there. 261 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,703 How could you let a thing like this happen? 262 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,705 Well, there was a window in the bathroom, sir. 263 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,248 No kidding. 264 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,417 You don't have a window in your bathroom, huh? 265 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,670 I got a window in my bathroom. 266 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,214 What did you expect us to do? Go in there with him? 267 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:09,093 Yeah. A suspect has to go to the can, you go to the can with him. 268 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,053 - We'll get him, sir. - You better get him. 269 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,764 Now, go on, get out of here. 270 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,809 Wait a minute. I... 271 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:20,229 I didn't mean to yell. It's just that... 272 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,648 You know, you blow a collar like this, it makes us all look bad. 273 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,693 - Yes, sir. - You know what I mean? 274 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:28,863 So, you go into the shower with him next time, if you have to. 275 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:30,824 Right? 276 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,035 Right, sir. 277 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,916 - He didn't mean to yell. - Could've fooled me. 278 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,877 - What happened in there? - Nothing. 279 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,254 Petrie, absolutely nothing. 280 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:48,340 It was a very loud nothing. 281 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,843 La Guardia, do you ever go into a ladies' room to make a collar? 282 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,011 All the time. 283 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,764 Years ago, when I worked Vice, the hookers used to run into the john 284 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,141 at Penn station. 285 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,476 And you flushed them out, so to speak. 286 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,478 - Come on, Mary Beth, let's get out of here. - I'm sorry. 287 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,314 We used to go in there like the Marines. 288 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:07,109 And I tell you, they'd come at us with everything, 289 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:10,487 hat pins, umbrellas, whatever they had. 290 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,115 - That was before the Miranda decision. - I see. 291 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,743 You didn't have to read them their rights. 292 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,246 I remember one day in Queens... 293 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,961 How do they drink this stuff? 294 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,338 It's a ritual of politeness. 295 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,508 Yeah. Well, skipping out the bathroom window wasn't too polite. 296 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,011 So this time we put cuffs on him. 297 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,766 We are very pleased to receive you once more. 298 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,477 Mr. Jamal, I'm afraid that this time is not going to be so pleasant. 299 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,855 We have a warrant for the arrest of Hassan bin Moqtadi. 300 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,357 Arrest? 301 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,526 He's the primary suspect in a felony assault and reckless endangerment. 302 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,945 I don't understand. 303 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,865 Mr. Moqtadi's car was identified leaving the site of an accident 304 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,701 where an elderly man was very badly injured. 305 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,120 I see. 306 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,247 Well, I shall discuss the matter with him straightaway. 307 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:06,126 Mr. Jamal, I don't think that you understand. We are here to arrest him. 308 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,629 That's quite out of the question. 309 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:12,174 Look, Mr. Jamal, we were hoping to do this without creating a scene. 310 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,051 Mr. Moqtadi is not a registered diplomat, 311 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,886 and he has no immunity from arrest. 312 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:19,097 Yes, but Mr. Moqtadi is a citizen of Zamir, 313 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,100 and you are presently on territory belonging to the Republic of Zamir. 314 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,353 We're on 1st and 52nd, sir. 315 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,356 The diplomatic status accredited by your State Department 316 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:30,234 provides for extraterritorial sovereignty for our mission. 317 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,444 You have no jurisdiction within these walls. 318 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,572 And there's a man named Sol Klein who's lying in a hospital out there 319 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:38,116 in pretty rough shape because of Mr. Moqtadi. 320 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,369 That is most regrettable. 321 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,371 I must tell you, there are many of us who do not approve 322 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,582 of the manner in which Mr. Moqtadi comports himself. 323 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:50,045 However, you Americans, of all people, should be sensitive to the principle 324 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:53,173 of inviolability of diplomatic legations. 325 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,092 May I remind you of your country's reaction 326 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:58,136 when your embassy was violated in Tehran? 327 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,763 Just a minute, here. 328 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,974 Should you care to pursue the matter, 329 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,226 I would suggest you proceed through the usual diplomatic channels. 330 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,395 Good day. 331 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,824 I'm not going to put any uniforms out there. 332 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,409 The only way we're going to nail this clown 333 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,952 is to get him to make a run for the airport. 334 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,871 You mean, he can stay there forever if he wants to. 335 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,039 - Well, that's the law. - Why don't we go in there with tear gas? 336 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:31,253 Forget tear gas, Isbecki. Why don't we just drop a neutron bomb on the place? 337 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,588 Why are you always so sarcastic? 338 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,715 You bring out the best in me. 339 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,719 Well, if you got a little regular attention from a real man... 340 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,013 Hey, don't worry about me, okay? 341 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,931 You two, knock it off. 342 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,600 We'll have to stake his place out around the clock. 343 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,769 Four-hour shifts, detectives only. I'll make out a schedule. 344 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,652 - I hate stakeouts. - We'll play gin rummy. 345 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,238 You still owe me $1.46 from the one last December. 346 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,324 - Did you have any plans for tonight? - No. 347 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,409 Muriel is taking the kids to dinner and to a movie. 348 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,037 - How's it going with her? - Oh, it's terrific. 349 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,456 I come home, place is spotless, dinner is on the table. 350 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,082 It's like having full-time help. 351 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,002 You think she's applying for the job? 352 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,338 I gotta cancel a date. 353 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,214 Who's the guy? 354 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,926 Nobody special. His name's Jack Bridell. 355 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,929 Very successful corporate lawyer with a ski chalet in Vermont, 356 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,432 season tickets to the Lincoln Center and eyes like Paul Newman. 357 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,143 Not only that, he's not married, 358 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,395 he's not gay, and he's not going through a mid-life crisis. 359 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,940 Jack Bridell, please. 360 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,691 Chris Cagney. 361 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,652 Yes, I'll hold. 362 00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:38,987 He sounds wonderful, Chris. I'm sorry that you had to cancel. 363 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,907 Where was he taking you? 364 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,909 This little Northern Italian place over on 56th. 365 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,620 They make veal you'd kill for. 366 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,998 And then, who knows? 367 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,043 - How's his teeth? - Perfect. 368 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,963 Hello, Jack. 369 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:59,216 Dallas, Los Angeles, Chicago and Baltimore. 370 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,677 Among the boroughs, Brooklyn had the largest number of homicides, 371 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,012 although Manhattan had the highest... 372 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,264 Harv, I'm very bored with this program. 373 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,141 Could I ask you a very serious question? 374 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,060 Sure. 375 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,063 What do you think of love in the afternoon? 376 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,481 You'd rather watch a soap? 377 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:17,109 No dear, us. 378 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,319 Muriel's got the kids. We got the house. 379 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,572 I don't have to be back on stakeout for three hours and 26 minutes, 380 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,282 and I think you're gorgeous. 381 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:28,036 I think you're sexy. So, come on, what do you say? 382 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:31,707 I've been thinking about what Christine said about my mother, 383 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:35,043 that she wants to move in here. You think she's right? 384 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:38,005 - Probably, yeah. - There's no room here, she knows that. 385 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,548 Well, you've heard her talk about helping us 386 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,133 with a down payment on a house on the island. 387 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,135 So? 388 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,138 So, I think that she comes with the house. 389 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,849 Baby, I couldn't do that to you. 390 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:51,059 Harv, if you want your mother to move in with us, 391 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,979 it's okay with me. I like Muriel. We can make it work out. 392 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,981 Now, you want to continue this conversation in the bedroom? 393 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:59,151 - We can't do it. - Why not? You got a headache? 394 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:02,320 Come on, baby. I'm talking about my mother. 395 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:06,199 Harv, your mother is scared of being all by herself. 396 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,993 She's feeling old, and she's feeling alone. 397 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:11,038 That's just the point. She isn't old. She's 62. 398 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:15,459 Before my father died, she was a spitfire, always on the go, lots of friends. 399 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:19,004 Now, she sits alone all day, or she comes over here. 400 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,465 - And makes French toast. Yeah. - Yeah. 401 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:25,761 What she needs is a life of her own, not just to be somebody's grandmother. 402 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,512 - Yeah. - Yeah. 403 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,014 So, would you talk to her? 404 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,807 - Me? - Yeah. 405 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,642 - But she's your mother. - Yeah, but you're the woman. 406 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,227 You'll know how to tell her the right way. Would you do it? 407 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,937 Harvey. 408 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,189 I know you can. You're good at this kind of stuff. 409 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,982 - Harvey. - Come on, baby. 410 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:40,818 I'll make it worth your while. 411 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:45,155 Oh, Harv, look at that. Look at that. 412 00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:47,240 If you're not guilty of the alleged crime, 413 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:50,285 then what do you have to fear by coming forward? 414 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:53,121 Surely, you understand the political climate in New York City. 415 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,499 It's hardly a place for me to get a fair trial. 416 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,668 - You mean you want a change of venue? - Of course. 417 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:01,254 Might I remind you, I'm an Arab? 418 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:04,132 The victim of this alleged incident is a Jew. 419 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:07,094 New York City has a population of over one million people 420 00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,887 - of Jewish descent. - Hypocrite, hypocrite. 421 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,807 - He's trying to throw up a smoke screen. - Who is he? 422 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:14,309 He's a criminal, that's who he is, and we're going to nail him, 423 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,394 because he's trying to start the Arab-Israeli war 424 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,398 all over again on 52nd street. He's not going to do it, though. 425 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,948 I don't believe it. I do not believe it. 426 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:29,449 Some undercover stakeout. 427 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:30,451 Yeah. 428 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,038 He did it. He started a war. 429 00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:39,668 How long has this been going on? 430 00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:42,087 Since right after the 6:00 news. 431 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,089 These people move fast. 432 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,133 You two might as well go home. 433 00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:48,844 This guy isn't going anyplace with all these uniforms around here. 434 00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:50,680 I'll think we'll stick around awhile. 435 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,441 Nothing better happening, huh? 436 00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:07,904 It's a circus. 437 00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,489 It's news. 438 00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:13,118 Yeah? So was the guy in the Texas Tower. 439 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:17,497 I hate it. What about the victims? What about the Sol Kleins? 440 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:20,501 Mary Beth, could you lighten up? This could be a very long night. 441 00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:24,004 Yeah, 442 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:26,424 and he's gonna be up there having press conferences and banquets. 443 00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:31,970 Speaking of banquets, 444 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,056 they left us dinner. Here. 445 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:36,893 You're joking. 446 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,949 I'm gonna take 10 minutes. 447 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,002 Hiya. 448 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,213 Hi, Mom. How was the stakeout? 449 00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:09,925 Did you sit in a car and eat cold pizza and drink beer like Dirty Harry? 450 00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:12,010 We ate pretzels. 451 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,970 - Good morning, Muriel. - Good morning, dear. 452 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,430 Grandma's making pancakes. 453 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:16,848 So I see. Hey, come on, let me take over. 454 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,350 I don't mind, really. 455 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:19,976 No, I will make breakfast this morning. 456 00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:22,187 Since when? You only make good stuff on Saturday and Sunday. 457 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:24,064 Since right now. 458 00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:25,523 I thought since you were up so late last night... 459 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,818 That was very thoughtful of you, Muriel. 460 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,947 Though, not too well done, Mom, okay? 461 00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:33,156 Yeah, with plenty of syrup, right? 462 00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:34,824 Right. 463 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:37,077 There's egg salad sandwiches in the fridge for lunch. 464 00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:38,411 I made them when I got home last night. 465 00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:39,329 Oh, Mom. 466 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,706 "Oh, Mom." 467 00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:47,338 They tell me I was hit by a Rolls-Royce. 468 00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:50,924 That bad, huh? 469 00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:54,803 Well, we know who the driver is, and we have a witness. 470 00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:57,764 We're just having a tiny legal problem making the arrest. 471 00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:00,016 Listen, I know all about it. 472 00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,851 It's on the news. 473 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:06,314 If I'd got hit by a Jew, it would've hurt just as much. 474 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,525 We'll get him, Mr. Klein. I promise you. 475 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:11,444 I don't understand the big deal. 476 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,071 Look at this. 477 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,782 I get flowers from people I don't even know. 478 00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:19,744 "Get well, Mr. Klein." "You're our hero, Mr. Klein." 479 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:23,248 What kind of hero? I got run over by a car. 480 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,917 - You know what I'd like? - What? 481 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:30,714 First, I'd like everybody to leave me alone. 482 00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:35,218 And second, I'd like someone to tell me how I'm going to pay the hospital bill. 483 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:38,263 You mean you don't have medical insurance? 484 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,640 You know how much that stuff costs these days? 485 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:43,310 Well, not really, sir. The department covers us. 486 00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:46,271 You should thank God it does. 487 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:49,233 At these prices, you have to die to get your money's worth. 488 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:51,860 I'm sorry. 489 00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:57,282 Is it true this guy is worth $20 million? 490 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,284 It's what the papers are saying. 491 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,704 You'd think he could afford to hire a chauffeur. 492 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,416 Cagney. Lacey. 493 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:10,670 Have a seat. 494 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,839 Detective Lacey. Detective Cagney. 495 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,549 Inspector. 496 00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,718 Inspector, you wanna fill them in? 497 00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:20,555 It's about this Moqtadi business. I don't know if you know who he is. 498 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:22,349 As far as I can see, he's a spoiled brat. 499 00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:24,517 And a felon, sir. 500 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:28,104 Well, he's also the son of the Minister of the Interior for Zamir. 501 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:29,356 We know that. 502 00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:31,316 What you might not know is 503 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,360 our country is in the middle of negotiations 504 00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:36,237 for a long-term oil deal. 505 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,907 Now, the talks are very sensitive right now. 506 00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:40,367 This doesn't help. 507 00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:42,952 - Well, sir, he ran over... - Moreover, 508 00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:47,123 this department is being made to look very bad in the media. 509 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,877 And this is a no-win situation for us. 510 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:53,088 Excuse me, Inspector. 511 00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:54,464 What, are you saying we should just drop it? 512 00:27:54,465 --> 00:27:56,591 What I'm saying, Detective, is 513 00:27:56,592 --> 00:28:01,596 the entire situation might be taken out of our hands very soon. 514 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,599 There are high-level discussions going on in Washington right now. 515 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,228 - What kind of discussions? - A deal. 516 00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:11,482 We kick it down to a misdemeanor. He cops, says, "I'm sorry," and sayonara. 517 00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,193 And where does that leave Sol Klein? 518 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,404 He can try suing Moqtadi. 519 00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:19,614 And chase him to the courts for six, eight years? 520 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,616 That is, of course, if he can get him extradited from Zamir. 521 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:24,119 Look, between you and me, 522 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:27,206 I don't like letting a felon cop out to a misdemeanor. 523 00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:32,627 Now, if you can catch him now, 524 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:37,132 he may get an indictment before Washington intervenes. 525 00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:39,134 The trick is getting him out of that mission. 526 00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:41,678 Any suggestions? 527 00:28:41,679 --> 00:28:44,389 Gonna have to keep on watching him. 528 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:47,351 - Inspector? - None that'll hold up in front of a judge. 529 00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:53,606 You know what ticks me off, Inspector? 530 00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:55,692 In this guy's country, 531 00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:57,527 you steal a piece of fruit off of a cart, they cut your hand off. 532 00:28:57,528 --> 00:29:00,405 He comes over here, he runs over a man, he nearly kills him, 533 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:01,782 and we can't even touch him. 534 00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:07,955 Mary Beth, we have to spell Isbecki and Petrie. 535 00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:11,542 Excuse us. 536 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,342 Rangers blew it again in the third period. 537 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:24,471 Two goals up, there's seven minutes left to play and they still blow it. 538 00:29:24,472 --> 00:29:26,890 Listen to this, Isbecki. 539 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:29,684 "In an exclusive interview with this reporter, 540 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:33,605 "Mr. Hassan bin Moqtadi was quoted as saying, 541 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:36,191 "'I am a political prisoner under house arrest 542 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:39,360 "'just like Lech Walesa was in Poland.'" 543 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:41,571 Can you beat this man for nerve? 544 00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:44,324 If LeClair hadn't cross-checked the guy right in front of the ref... 545 00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,576 I mean, really. 546 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,347 Where were you going to have dinner tonight? 547 00:30:07,348 --> 00:30:11,726 This little French place on Columbus Avenue with Vicky. 548 00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,937 Vicky? Is this a new one? 549 00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:15,647 Yeah. 550 00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:18,483 I met her in a revolving door outside of Gimbel's. 551 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,444 She's a nude dancer on Canal Street. 552 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,489 How do you find them, Victor? 553 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:29,202 It's like this radar system inside my mind. 554 00:30:29,203 --> 00:30:33,499 I hear this little blip on a screen, turn around, and there they are. 555 00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:54,769 You know, they got everything backwards in those Arab countries. 556 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:57,730 Sure, it's great to have four or five wives, 557 00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:00,442 but they keep them covered with veils and stuff. 558 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:02,485 It's a custom. 559 00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:04,445 Yeah, it's stupid. 560 00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:07,699 Victor, we have customs, too. 561 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:11,412 You wouldn't like it if somebody made fun of baseball and apple pie. 562 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:15,999 Who'd make fun of baseball? 563 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,001 It's your discard. 564 00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:20,003 Stop me if I eat one more pretzel. 565 00:31:20,004 --> 00:31:22,046 That's the trouble with stakeouts. They're fattening. 566 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,673 - What is the knock card? - Eight. 567 00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:26,009 Meanwhile, he's up there eating caviar. 568 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:27,927 Yeah, well, it's like Louis XIV, right? 569 00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:30,305 Let 'em eat pretzels. 570 00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:32,474 It was Marie Antoinette. 571 00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:36,854 Look at that. 572 00:31:38,314 --> 00:31:41,065 What, they run out of caviar? 573 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,151 Listen, sooner or later he's gonna get tired of caviar. 574 00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:45,820 He's gonna want a hot dog or something. 575 00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:48,364 I mean, what is the big deal anyway? What is it, fish eggs? 576 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:51,327 It's supposed to be an aphrodisiac. It's your turn. 577 00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:54,704 No kidding? 578 00:31:54,705 --> 00:31:57,707 Are you speaking from experience? 579 00:31:57,708 --> 00:32:00,377 No, I just read it somewhere. 580 00:32:07,051 --> 00:32:08,302 That was fast. 581 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:18,019 Mary Beth. 582 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:21,774 You ever heard of a delivery man wearing $200 Italian shoes? 583 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:28,237 Hey, fella. 584 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:30,573 Hold it right there. Hey! 585 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:31,617 Hey, hold it! 586 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:38,665 Moqtadi, get back here! 587 00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:41,585 Police! Damn it! Out of the way! Look out here. 588 00:32:48,217 --> 00:32:49,343 Police. 589 00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:52,513 - Moqtadi! - Out of the way! 590 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:56,392 - Out of the way, people. - Excuse us. 591 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,866 - On the bus! - He's here. Take the back. 592 00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:16,536 - Hey! Hey, Hold on! - Hold it! 593 00:33:16,537 --> 00:33:19,914 Hey, shut it down. 594 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:23,584 Will you stop the bus? Open the door. Police. Stop the bus. 595 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:26,254 Shut it down! Police officers, folks. 596 00:33:26,255 --> 00:33:28,715 - All right, everybody, come on. - Step off the bus, please. 597 00:33:28,716 --> 00:33:30,383 - One at a time. - Now! 598 00:33:30,384 --> 00:33:32,343 - Come on. Take it nice and slow. - Thank you. 599 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,554 - That's it. - Slow down. Let me see you all. 600 00:33:34,555 --> 00:33:37,056 - Easy, easy. - One at a time. Thank you very much. 601 00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,934 All right. Let's go here. Come on. Move, lady. 602 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:41,269 - Thank you. Here we go. - Easy, easy. 603 00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:42,646 All right. 604 00:33:57,453 --> 00:33:58,829 Oops. 605 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:00,414 A bus? 606 00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:04,041 A bus. 607 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,918 This'll be the first time in the history of this department 608 00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:09,630 that a suspect made a getaway in a bus, 609 00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:12,508 a New York City bus in broad daylight 610 00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:14,470 with officers in hot pursuit. 611 00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:18,639 He went out the emergency exit. 612 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,183 "He went out the emergency exit." 613 00:34:20,184 --> 00:34:21,642 And last time he went out the bathroom window. 614 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,645 Who is this guy? Houdini? 615 00:34:25,314 --> 00:34:28,733 A bus! A bus. 616 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:31,612 A big, fat, slow bus! 617 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:34,740 - Is he gone? - Mmm-hmm. 618 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,577 I'll take the airport. You take the Harbor Patrol. 619 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:42,997 Then we can both do the train stations and the bus stations. 620 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:50,505 14th Squad, Detective Petrie. 621 00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:51,839 I beg your pardon. 622 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,008 About six feet tall, 180 pounds. 623 00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:56,803 Dark complexion. He is carrying a passport from the Republic of Zamir. 624 00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:59,347 - This is Detective Cagney, 14th Squad. - You have the wrong extension. 625 00:34:59,348 --> 00:35:01,682 Detective Cagney is on 192. 626 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:03,935 I don't know where it is. Somewhere in the Persian Gulf. 627 00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:05,978 You don't have to know where it is in order to pick him up. 628 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:09,023 Just hold on, sir. She'll pick up when she's available. 629 00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,566 - He looks like Omar Sharif. - Who? 630 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:11,776 Except for the teeth. 631 00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:13,569 Yes! Yes, I'll hold. 632 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,280 Just one minute. I'll tell her you're holding. Yes. 633 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:19,742 I need some help on a suspect who is fleeing jurisdiction. 634 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:20,868 All right, I'll hold. 635 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:23,830 Moqtadi. M-O-Q-T-A-D-I. 636 00:35:23,831 --> 00:35:26,040 - Chris. - Just a minute. 637 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:30,002 And if you get him, cuff him to something that weighs at least a ton. 638 00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:31,921 There's a call for you on 192. 639 00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:34,257 I can't take it. I'm up to my bangs here, Petrie. 640 00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:35,967 Yes, I am holding. 641 00:35:35,968 --> 00:35:38,094 I think you want to talk to this man. 642 00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,345 Who is it? 643 00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:41,348 Hassan bin Moqtadi. 644 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,190 Detective Cagney. 645 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:52,984 You hold. 646 00:35:52,985 --> 00:35:56,279 Don't be cute, Mr. Moqtadi. No, I did not enjoy it. 647 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,990 You just added resisting arrest to the charges. 648 00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:00,325 Where are you? 649 00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:05,288 Back with the caviar, huh? 650 00:36:05,289 --> 00:36:08,082 I'm not in a position to negotiate, Mr. Moqtadi. 651 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,876 You come down here, and you turn yourself in, 652 00:36:09,877 --> 00:36:12,461 and we'll see how willing the District Attorney is... 653 00:36:12,462 --> 00:36:15,047 You think it over. 654 00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:17,049 And the next time you leave that little chateau of yours, 655 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:19,427 you better be wearing sneakers. 656 00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:20,554 Damn it. 657 00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:22,764 Right. 658 00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:32,607 I got your message. 659 00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:35,192 - You wanted to see us? - Yes, ma'am. 660 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:39,822 Did you hear the one about the guy who talked dirty to his plants? 661 00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:44,035 Arrested for making an obscene fern call. 662 00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:46,746 It's cute, Sly. You got something for us? 663 00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:49,290 Come on, Mary Beth. That one was funny. It was funny. 664 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:51,459 Oh, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, Sly, 665 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:53,628 but if I never see another pretzel again as long as I live, 666 00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:56,839 - it'll be too soon. - Lady, don't get all bent out of shape now. 667 00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,594 This is very humorous here. You got something for us or not? 668 00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:03,137 What is this? 669 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:05,348 That is a putting-me-out-of-business notice. 670 00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:08,100 Some nosy flatfoot says that I don't have no business license. 671 00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:11,395 Now, I think some corrections are in order. 672 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:14,190 Do you have a license? 673 00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:17,777 Madam, I am a true believer in the free enterprise system, 674 00:37:17,778 --> 00:37:21,238 but the worry of all this is affecting my memory something terrible. 675 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,116 I keep thinking that that guy that was driving that big car 676 00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:27,828 was a midget, probably bald, maybe even a brother. 677 00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:29,455 But definitely not an Arab. 678 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:32,167 See, the worry is affecting my mind like this. 679 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:34,877 We'll do what we can, Sly. 680 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:36,879 As soon as you get your license. 681 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,172 Tomorrow morning. 682 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,300 Today. Now. 683 00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:44,095 It's a deal. 684 00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:46,681 Oh, can I ask you ladies something serious? 685 00:37:46,682 --> 00:37:49,558 How do you feel about knishes? 686 00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:52,103 Is this a joke? 687 00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:54,188 Jewish potato pies. 688 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:57,566 I'm thinking about diversifying my business. 689 00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,861 I've heard that one. 690 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:12,289 Oh, I thought you'd be asleep by now. 691 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,166 - Is it late? - It's after midnight. 692 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:16,043 Must be a terrific book. 693 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,504 - Where's Harv? - Asleep. 694 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:21,133 Mary Beth, could we talk? 695 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:23,885 Oh, sure. 696 00:38:25,721 --> 00:38:28,597 I know I've been a burden on you and Harvey. 697 00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:30,599 - I'm in the way here. - Not true. 698 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,977 I'll be leaving tomorrow. 699 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:35,063 What? They finished painting? 700 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,858 They finished three days ago. 701 00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:42,070 The truth is I didn't wanna go back there. 702 00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:45,449 What's wrong, Muriel? 703 00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:48,535 I don't know what to do. 704 00:38:49,286 --> 00:38:51,162 About what? 705 00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:53,414 About my life. 706 00:38:53,415 --> 00:38:55,499 I get up in the morning, make breakfast, 707 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,210 read the newspaper, straighten up. 708 00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:02,381 Then I look at the clock. It's only 10:30. 709 00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:06,135 And I don't know what to do, so I straighten up some more. 710 00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:10,307 You don't know what it's like not having anybody to share your life with. 711 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,394 I feel so useless. 712 00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:17,938 My partner lives alone. 713 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,149 What does she do? 714 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:23,402 Well, she works very hard. 715 00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:25,237 Sometimes I think that's why she's such a good cop, 716 00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:26,822 'cause she has no distractions. 717 00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:28,115 Is she happy? 718 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,159 Yeah, I think she is. 719 00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:31,911 She's honest with herself. 720 00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:33,287 She has things that she loves. 721 00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:34,539 Like what? 722 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,208 Like Vermont 723 00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:39,586 and sports cars, sushi, 724 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:44,048 Mozart, men with perfect teeth. 725 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:46,425 I envy her. 726 00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:49,220 I was married to Charlie for 35 years. 727 00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:51,055 It's so hard to change. 728 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:52,723 But not impossible. 729 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,684 I don't even know where to start. 730 00:39:55,685 --> 00:40:00,147 How about a job? Or a cause? Or a hobby? Or a man? 731 00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:03,818 I couldn't take up with another man. 732 00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:06,779 Muriel, I told you four things here, and the only thing you heard was "man." 733 00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:09,073 That one, I at least have some experience with. 734 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:10,616 But at my age... 735 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:13,202 Oh, Muriel, please. You're not an old lady. 736 00:40:13,203 --> 00:40:16,622 You're bright and you're attractive, and you make perfect French toast. 737 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:19,708 And Charlie would not want you sitting around the apartment 738 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:23,254 straightening up all day, would he? 739 00:40:23,255 --> 00:40:25,256 You know what I'd do if I were you? 740 00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:26,049 What? 741 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:29,552 If I were you, 742 00:40:29,553 --> 00:40:32,471 for openers, I would sleep in tomorrow morning, 743 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:34,890 let somebody else make breakfast, 744 00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:37,518 and then I'd go out and explore the city. 745 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:40,312 I'd go by Queens College and The New School 746 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:42,064 and get their extension catalog. 747 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:44,733 And I'd go to a newsstand, get Manhattan Magazine, 748 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:48,320 which has listings of, you know, concerts and museums. 749 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:50,865 I mean, Muriel, get the classifieds. 750 00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:54,285 Maybe someone is willing to pay you to make French toast. 751 00:40:54,286 --> 00:40:56,078 Well, you never know. 752 00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:57,913 And if that didn't work, 753 00:40:57,914 --> 00:41:00,291 then I would buy myself a new pair of shoes. 754 00:41:00,292 --> 00:41:01,960 That always works for me. 755 00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:06,590 You need to get some sleep. Go on now. 756 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:11,303 - Mary Beth. - Mmm-hmm. 757 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:13,513 Thanks. 758 00:41:14,306 --> 00:41:15,515 For what? 759 00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:20,187 Good night, Muriel. 760 00:41:27,194 --> 00:41:30,446 You know, maybe we should negotiate with him. 761 00:41:30,447 --> 00:41:32,781 It's a stalemate. He's not coming out. 762 00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,366 We can't get in there. 763 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:36,410 None of this is helping Sol Klein any. 764 00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:39,163 The thought of making a deal with that guy makes me sick. 765 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,332 But it's done all the time. 766 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:44,168 Dope peddlers cop to possession. Hookers cop to loitering. 767 00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:45,586 And lawyers get rich and it stinks. 768 00:41:47,547 --> 00:41:49,716 - Oh, no. I can't stand him. - Just... 769 00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:53,928 - Good morning. - Morning, sir. 770 00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:55,013 Morning. 771 00:41:58,350 --> 00:42:00,227 I'm afraid I have some rough news. 772 00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:03,562 They offered a deal. 773 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:06,941 100 bucks and a traffic citation. 774 00:42:06,942 --> 00:42:08,651 I don't believe it. 775 00:42:08,652 --> 00:42:11,570 They're calling in the Ambassador at 4:00 this afternoon. 776 00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:13,364 Does Moqtadi know this yet? 777 00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:15,366 I'm not even supposed to know. 778 00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:18,994 A friend of mine in the State Department called me this morning. 779 00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:21,331 Sorry. Samuels in? 780 00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:23,333 Yes, sir. 781 00:42:28,338 --> 00:42:30,130 - Mary Beth. - What? 782 00:42:30,131 --> 00:42:31,633 Moqtadi doesn't know. 783 00:42:32,676 --> 00:42:34,010 So? 784 00:42:38,348 --> 00:42:41,601 I'm pleased you've decided to reconsider my offer. 785 00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:45,646 Your offer was to negotiate. 786 00:42:45,647 --> 00:42:47,898 Let's negotiate. 787 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,693 - Is the coffee good, Officer Lacey? - Very good. 788 00:42:50,694 --> 00:42:53,737 In my country, when you are shopping for a bride 789 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:56,657 you are invited to her parents' house for coffee. 790 00:42:56,658 --> 00:42:59,410 It is a little ritual of negotiation. 791 00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:02,162 And when the bride price is presented, 792 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:04,707 your host will ask you, "Is the coffee good?" 793 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:09,336 If you like the terms, you answer, "Yes, the coffee is good." 794 00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:12,631 That's fascinating, Mr. Moqtadi, but we have not settled on any terms yet. 795 00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:14,800 I'm quite confident that we will. 796 00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:18,263 After all, the present situation is not benefiting anyone, is it? 797 00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:22,684 We want Sol Klein taken care of. 798 00:43:23,893 --> 00:43:26,437 She's very direct, isn't she? 799 00:43:26,438 --> 00:43:29,648 Things move a little more quickly in New York than they do in Zamir. 800 00:43:29,649 --> 00:43:32,192 If we agree to drop the criminal charges against you, 801 00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:35,446 what are you prepared to do for Mr. Klein? 802 00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:38,199 Perhaps a modest sum to help him out. 803 00:43:39,034 --> 00:43:40,242 How modest? 804 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:44,247 Shall we say $1,000? 805 00:43:49,711 --> 00:43:51,712 That wouldn't even touch his hospital bill. 806 00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:54,048 You must realize I am doing this out of a desire 807 00:43:54,049 --> 00:43:56,091 to alleviate a very unpleasant situation. 808 00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:58,260 I've not been convicted of anything. 809 00:43:58,261 --> 00:44:00,179 Oh, you will be, Mr. Moqtadi. Believe me. 810 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:02,473 Felony, assault, reckless endangerment. 811 00:44:02,474 --> 00:44:04,893 Oh, and let's not forget about you resisting arrest. 812 00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:08,438 You're facing a prison sentence. 813 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:19,615 Then I will pay his hospital bill. 814 00:44:19,616 --> 00:44:22,327 And what about the time that he lost at work? 815 00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:25,329 I'll pay that, too. 816 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:27,706 And I think that Mr. Klein is gonna need a month's vacation 817 00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:30,751 after he gets out the hospital. Nothing elaborate. 818 00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:34,255 Shall we say $5,000 on top of his expenses? 819 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:46,100 You drive a very hard bargain. 820 00:44:46,101 --> 00:44:49,020 Not as hard as the District Attorney, believe me. 821 00:44:51,773 --> 00:44:54,733 So, Mr. Moqtadi, how do you like the coffee? 822 00:44:54,734 --> 00:44:56,486 A little expensive, 823 00:44:58,530 --> 00:44:59,863 but satisfactory. 824 00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:01,408 Good. Let's get going. 825 00:45:03,159 --> 00:45:05,411 I'll write you a check. 826 00:45:05,412 --> 00:45:08,122 Oh, that coffee's gone bad again. 827 00:45:08,123 --> 00:45:10,582 Oh, yeah. 828 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:12,292 But surely you don't think 829 00:45:12,293 --> 00:45:16,046 I'm going to write a check drawn on insufficient funds? 830 00:45:16,047 --> 00:45:18,298 The last time we transacted business together 831 00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:20,801 you ducked out the bathroom window. 832 00:45:20,802 --> 00:45:23,345 So this time, I think all three of us should go to the bank together 833 00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:25,806 and draw a nice cashier's check for Sol Klein. 834 00:45:25,807 --> 00:45:28,350 If you insist. My bank is at 54 and Madison. 835 00:45:28,351 --> 00:45:30,103 It's a pleasure. 836 00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:36,191 Mary Beth, I just had another idea. 837 00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:38,569 What is that? 838 00:45:38,570 --> 00:45:40,821 I think Mr. Moqtadi should make a small donation, 839 00:45:40,822 --> 00:45:42,531 in your own name of course, 840 00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:45,033 to a worthy charity. 841 00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:47,035 You know, what with all the trouble he's caused the city of New York. 842 00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:51,999 Certainly. Whatever charity you like, I'll give $500. 843 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,126 Good. 844 00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:56,503 How about the United Jewish Appeal? 845 00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:57,422 Very worthy. 846 00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:00,383 After you, sir. 847 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,349 How did you pull it off? 848 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,643 We were charming, sir. 849 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:14,062 You know, he's gonna be furious when the deal comes down from Washington. 850 00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:15,272 Let him sue us. 851 00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:17,024 You know you should have cleared this with me first. 852 00:46:17,025 --> 00:46:19,610 Oh, we were going to, sir. Honest. 853 00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:21,653 But you were so busy with Inspector Marquette and all. 854 00:46:21,654 --> 00:46:23,655 And we were running out of time, sir. 855 00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:25,407 You know, Lacey, you're full of... 856 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:27,576 Coffee, sir. Lot of thick, black coffee. 857 00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:29,661 You know what the word chutzpah means? 858 00:46:29,662 --> 00:46:30,830 I grew up in New York, sir. 859 00:46:31,164 --> 00:46:33,625 Go on, get outta here, the both of youse. 860 00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:39,421 Mary Beth, your mother-in-law is waiting to see you. 861 00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,089 Oh, thanks. 862 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:44,426 Listen, we've been chatting. She's a very nice lady. 863 00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:45,802 I told you. 864 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:49,640 Is Harvey's father as nice as she is? 865 00:46:49,641 --> 00:46:51,642 Well, he was. He died a couple of years ago. 866 00:46:51,643 --> 00:46:53,644 Oh. Oh, that's too bad. 867 00:46:53,645 --> 00:46:57,397 Listen, do you think she might be interested in... 868 00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:59,359 Paul, ask her for her number. 869 00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:04,363 You look gorgeous. 870 00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:06,698 Oh, I just wanted to come by and say thank you again. 871 00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:08,784 - That dress is terrific. - You really think so? 872 00:47:08,785 --> 00:47:09,535 Absolutely. 873 00:47:09,536 --> 00:47:10,911 It was on sale. 874 00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:13,330 I didn't keep you waiting long, did I? 875 00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:16,708 Oh, no. I was talking to that nice detective over there. 876 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:19,127 La Guardia, like the airport. 877 00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:21,713 Like the Mayor. It's a nice name. 878 00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:23,757 Well, I better be going. Harvey's waiting out in the car. 879 00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:25,050 Oh, Muriel, I got Monday off, 880 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:27,135 and I'm dying to go to the Museum of Modern Art 881 00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:28,303 and have lunch. You wanna come with me? 882 00:47:28,304 --> 00:47:30,138 Sure, if you want to. 883 00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:32,182 It's a date. 1:00. 884 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:34,726 Yeah, that'll be great. I'll see you then. 885 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:35,687 See you. 886 00:47:36,688 --> 00:47:37,480 Bye. 887 00:47:41,484 --> 00:47:43,443 - La Guardia. - Yeah. 888 00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:44,696 You like French toast?